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The Way To Do It: Johnlock

John made Sherlock a cup of tea
Sherlock took the cup and kissed John
Sherlock (after the kiss): Thank you, I’ll find the way to pay you back.
John: Um, Sherlock…
Sherlock: Yes?..
John: You do realise you kissed me, don’t you?
Sherlock: Yes.
John: And why did you do it?
Sherlock: John, I’m a high-functioning sociopath, I’m allowed to kiss anyone I want, and I don’t need any reason to do it. Although, you being nice and making me tea is already a good reason.
John: …
Sherlock: …
John: It’s not about tea, is it?
Sherlock: Oh, it’s so not about tea.
And that’s how you do it.

Pick Up Lines -by Draco sodding Malfoy

  • Potter:

    What do you need, Malfoy?

  • Draco:

    Who are you?

  • Potter:

    What the fuck now?! *getting pissed off*

  • Draco:

    I don't know you.

  • Potter:

    You bloody sent me an owl to meet you here in the Potions classroom and now you're shitting on me. Damn, should've known. *turning to leave*

  • Draco:

    Wait!

  • Potter:

    What?

  • Draco:

    You look familiar.

  • Potter:

    Oh do I? *said with sarcastic tone*

  • Draco:

    Yeah, you look like...

  • Potter:

    I look like what?

  • Draco:

    You look like my next boyfriend.

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